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This is another short poem I just thought of.  I hope that you (and/or your kids) like it.  This was something my son asked me a few days ago.  I thought it was interesting. 

 

 

Skeleton Crossing

 

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street?

Because it didn’t have feet

Why didn’t the turkey cross the street?

Because it was afraid of being hit

 

Ney, my son said.

You lack a sense of humor.

Because they didn’t have guts

Oh, what a bummer

I think I am going nuts

 

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  • wakasui
  • possible career change?

    Nice. Now all you need is an illustrator, and maybe you'll be able to publish some kids' books. :)
  • Wow! How did you know I was thinking about that? I have been thinking of writing a book. Initially, I thought maybe I should write a grammar book, but it takes a long time to compile all the subjects. I am not near half completed yet. Last weekend while I was flipping through children's books with our kids in the bookstore, I found a collection of short poems co-authored by Julie Andrews (a movie star). This prompted me to think of writing short poems for little kids. If I have time, maybe I will write more and take the idea more seriously. One of my neighbors, who owns his own company and writes marketing materials for corproations, once published a children's book and got an award for it. I cannot remember what type of award it is. Anyway, I can probably ask him about the illustrator. Right now, this is just my hobby. I don't know if I will be able to write enough or good enough to publish it or if there will be any publisher interested in publishing it. :)

    elisaenglish 於 2010/01/16 05:35 回覆

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