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This is another short poem I just thought of.  I hope that you (and/or your kids) like it.  This was something my son asked me a few days ago.  I thought it was interesting. 

Skeleton Crossing

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street?

Because it didn’t have feet

Why didn’t the turkey cross the street?

Because it was afraid of being hit

Ney, my son said.

You lack a sense of humor.

Because they didn’t have guts

Oh, what a bummer

I think I am going nuts

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