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You are probably suffocated by the serious topics with which I have inundated you lately.  So, I decided to write something light.    

I don’t know how I came across this news.  Anyway, it is a really funny story.  I can only say that I am speechless.  If you are a female, PLEASE STAY AWAY from the swimming pool because you might be impregnated by a stray sperm.    There is not a safe place in this world.  However, if you have been trying to conceive but in vain, this is an innovative way to get pregnant.   Just sneak into a hotel pool with your hubby.  Remember to bring a magnifying glass with you and check for any stray sperm first.  This is to ensure that you don’t get the wrong father for your baby.    

I kept wondering who came up with the sperm story.  I can only applaud for its ingenuity.  What an amazing sperm!  Strong enough to fight against the chlorine, healthy enough to stay alive, energetic enough to swim towards the little girl, forceful enough to penetrate the swimming suit, and ……. 

What can I say!  I am utterly dumbfounded. 

Read the news about the Poland mom who sued an Egyptian hotel for allowing a stray sperm to impregnate her 13^th year old daughter.  Damn the hotel manager!!!! 

http://www.nj.com/parenting/amber_watsontardiff/index.ssf/2009/07/teen_pregnant_from_sperm_in_ho.html

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