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These are some of the Halloween jokes my son told me. I thought that I would share with you to light up your day since it is Friday.  They are pretty funny though.  To reveal the answers, just move your cursor over on the space below each question. 

1.  Why are the skeletons afraid of crossing the street?

They don’t have guts.

2.  Why can't skeletons play music in church?

They don’t have organs.

3.  Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats

4.  Why do the vampires subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
It has great circulation

5.  Why did the skeleton climb a tree?
A dog was chasing after its bones

6.  Where do ghosts go swimming?
The Dead Sea